True friends are the ones who are there until the end, and they are treasured not just by the one they're there for.

May you be remembered with honor.

Painting your nails while using the toiled may seem like a brilliant, time-saving plan. However the "time to use the toilet paper" will almost certainly arrive before the "time it's safe to use your hands."

What the hell did they do to LJ while I was gone?

May the Fourth be with you.

The new office reeks of chemicals. We had to beg to get furniture. We still have no trash cans. My God, it's so much better than the old office.

How do I know I care about the students? I just agreed to meet a student at 8:30 AM on the day I'm on campus until 10:00 PM.

I can see the finish line, but I'm crawling towards it.

If you're going to recommend I change my password and then lock my account after only 2 failed attempts, you're pretty much guaranteeing I'm not going to use your site.

Am I the only one who sees the green LED on his power cord and thinks his caps lock key is on?